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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Ladkiya nai sudhregi...
Boy:"Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare
Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
Girl:"Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
Kamini Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega..
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo 14 Feb Ko
Propose Karte Hai.
Meri Mano To Aaj, 1st April Ko
Propose Karo.
Maan Gai To ''Cool,''
Otherwise
Keh DO ''Happy April Fool Yaar''!
Ek true bat batata hun aplogon ko.
Happy april fool.
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Santa ka Break-up Ho gaya.. Aur usne 1 sher
arz kiya:
phoolo Ki Mallika Baharo Ki Shahzaadi...
Wah wah.
phoolo Ki Mallika Baharo Ki Shahzaadi...
Dil tod Ke chali gayi
"Kutti Kamini Haramzaadi
Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade karni padi.
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo.
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo.
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,.
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doon
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha...
Rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, "Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???"
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.
Boy-"I Love U"
Ladki- Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Boy-
Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With
Due Respect I Beg To Say That"I
Love U"devi Ji Offer Grahan Kare
1 Accha Dost Hospital Me Phool De Ke Kehta
Hai
Get Well Soon
Par 1 Sacha Dost Kahta Hai
Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai..
Dhirey-Dhirey Theek Hona Roz
Aaunga...
Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani
nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya
6 sal ka ldka:- I Love u Mom..!!!
Mom:- Oooww... Mera raja beta
aja...!!
Aurr
20 sal ka ldka: I Love u Mom..!!
Mom:- Bhag yahan se, ek paisa
nai
dungi..!!! .
Ek ladki ko koi phone pe
unknown no. se pareshan kr rha tha...
To us ladki ne naya SIM card liya aur Uss
unknown no pe call kr ke kaha-
Maine vo SIM bnd kr di hai , ab tuje jo
krna h kr le